That was fun stuff, I found some good ones!

The plumber's third wife
quickly dons her happy pants.
Everything is wet.

hmmm:
The stripper pauses,
wakes, deflates the air mattress.
Take two steps backwards.

The stone-faced matron
rubs her feet, closes her eyes.
I’ve got plenty more.

The home ec teacher
really needs to get kneaded.
Snow falls in Utah.

I saved it in my favorites - maybe my future 3rd graders could get good use out of it :) Kidding, a tad on the non school appropriate side! If anyone is going to be in Rapids this coming weekend let me know - I'll be there!